Friday, October 17, 2008

I'll have the "change sandwich" by Will

Obama has a significant lead over McCain and as long as he remained dishonest in the debate he would remain in the lead. And by saying "as long as he remained dishonest" I mean as long as he continued to try and hide the fact that he's a socialist. Mission accomplished! Although he let his socialism slip in the news story with the ever famous "Joe the Plumber." I'd like to say I'm shocked that this didn't turn a light on over everyone's head, but I'm not shocked. The media loves Obama so much he could say anything and they'd back him up.

I truly believe, beyond ANY reasonable doubt, that if you switched everything Obama said with what McCain said in the debate, 95% of Obama fans wouldn't even notice. They'd be praising him. I whole heartedly believe that. And I don't say that with the intention of insulting the intelligence of Obama fans. (Sort of). I was watching the pre-debate coverage on MSNBC and it was among the dumbest I've ever seen. At one point someone was asked what the biggest issue in this election is and someone said "Race." His reasoning? He said it was because if this election only involved people under 45, Obama would win by a landslide...

Hmm...

Let me get this straight. If you're over 45, you're not voting for Obama because you don't trust black people, and if you're under 45 you're OBVIOUSLY voting for Obama because you're enlightened enough to know he's the only REAL candidate here when you're not blinded by the color of skin. Gotcha. Thank you MSNBC and Obama supporters. This just about sums up the following Obama has. Time for an analogy: Most Obama supporters are like starving gluttons lined up in a row ready for Obama to feed them a 'CHANGE sandwich.' For six months they high five each other and stuff themselves with this 'change sandwich' until next year comes around. By now they've been eating so fast and for so long that they finally take a moment to look down and notice what they're really eating. A poop sandwich of deception, socialism, drizzled with a low-fat 'friendly demeanor' sauce. Oh that's why it tasted so good.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh.. Will...now you got me upset! I am well over 45...couldn't care less about color. I object to these generalizations. I hate McCains health plan, his cross the board spending freeze (sure til something you need is affected) and his conservative views on reproduction rights. Obama is far from perfect but I do agree with him more.

Anonymous said...

Believe me, I'm with you on the generalizations. They're FAR from my generalizations. They are MSNBC's staff's. Or at least the one guy who was talking about it. It's an insult to my intelligence to say if I'm under 45 I have to vote for Obama because I'm not racist, and an insult to yours to imply that people over 45 aren't going to vote for Obama because he's black. And I'm also with you in that (I think you're saying) neither of them are very likable.

Anonymous said...

ok... I misread... sorry. We're friends again. :-) So how do you feel about the ballot questions? I need a new argument.

Unknown said...

Will - You've presented a well-reasoned, lucid, intelligent argument. It's too bad that you're wrong. And now you've insulted my wife to boot, so I'm going to have to bust you up some.

Anonymous said...

Hahah don't bust me up! MSNBC thinks she's a racist. I don't agree! I peg Momma Bunt in the 5% of Obama fans who like him for more than just "He's for CHANGE man!"

Oh and as far as the ballot questions go I haven't really looked at them, except on the front lawns of my neighbors that all say, "VOTE NO TO QUESTION ONE!" Maybe I'll look at them today, I'm bored and at work.

Buntologically Informed